Honkai: Star Rail Nendoroid Doll Action Figure Aventurine Star Rail Live Ver. 14 cm

Other people go to therapy to come to terms with their past. Aventurine prefers to stake his entire existence on a single playing card and then calls it “strategic risk management.”

May I introduce: Aventurine, member of the Ten Stone Hearts of the Interastral Peace Corporation, professional gambler, and presumably the only man in the universe who smiles during a tax audit and asks if you’d like to bet on the outcome.

He’s rich, charming, outrageously attractive, and possesses a self-confidence that would make even Satoru Gojo pause for a moment to wonder if this guy might be taking things a bit too far.

His life motto? “All or nothing.” His financial advisor? Has been in psychiatric treatment for three years.

Aventurine loves risk. Other people’s hearts race when they accidentally click “Show All Accounts” while doing online banking. This man would bet his last shirt, his soul, and probably the property rights to a medium-sized moon on a round of rock-paper-scissors.

And win.

That’s actually the most annoying thing about him.

Behind his perfect smile, his extravagant outfits, and his unbearably nonchalant manner, however, lies a past that would make even a psychotherapist clear his entire December schedule as a precaution.

But working through emotions? For heaven’s sake. I’d rather play another round of Russian roulette with fate. Without a revolver. Because he’s already sold that one at a profit.

With this approximately 14 cm tall Nendoroid doll from Good Smile Company, you can bring home Aventurine from Honkai: Star Rail in his Star Rail Live version. The cute Nendoroid design combines with a posable doll body to allow for a variety of poses. This little “capitalism boss” comes in a window box.

Perfect for anyone who normally disapproves of gambling but would be willing to trade all their moral principles for a charming wink from Aventurine.

Aventurine: A walking financial risk in designer clothes, who copes with trauma through gambling and has a credit rating that even the bank salutes with awe.

Best to place him next to Dr. Ratio.

At least he has enough brain cells for both of them.

Though even Dr. Ratio would probably end up banging his head against a wall in exasperation if Aventurine explained to him for the fifth time that a 0.01 percent chance of survival is actually an excellent starting point.

And if Aventurine offers to gamble away your savings: Say no.

You’ll lose.

He’ll win.

And then he’ll sell you back your own furniture.

With installment payments. 19.9% interest. But at least he’ll call you “Friend” while doing it.