One Piece Mega World Collectible Figure PVC Statue – Pacifista (13 cm)

You look like Bartholomew Bear, have the personality of a vending machine, and prefer to greet strangers by shooting a laser beam in their face. Congratulations, you’re a Pacifista!

The Pacifistas from One Piece are the World Government’s wet dream: massive, nearly indestructible fighting machines, developed by Dr. Vegapunk and equipped with enough firepower to turn an average pirate crew into decorative harbor debris.

No salary demands. No vacation days. No union. Just lasers and unconditional obedience.

In the Sabaody Archipelago, the Straw Hats discovered that these walking refrigerators with destructive intentions are about as pleasant as a tax audit by Admiral Kizaru.

Particularly handy: The machines all look like Bartholomew Bear.

After all, if a two-meter-tall cyborg holding a Bible is already scary, why not just start mass-producing them?

With this approximately 13 cm tall PVC statue from Banpresto’s Mega World Collectable Figure series, you can add one of the Navy’s dreaded fighting machines to your One Piece collection.

Perfect for all fans who know that while Vegapunk may be a genius, his inventions desperately need a child safety lock.

Pacifista: 13 centimeters of concentrated state power, zero empathy, and a built-in laser pointer capable of causing significant collateral damage.

And if you put it next to Luffy?

Luffy: “HEY! AREN’T YOU THAT GUY FROM BACK THEN?!”

Pacifista: charges laser.

Luffy: “SHISHISHI! HE REMEMBERS ME!”

Zoro draws his swords. Sanji lights a cigarette. Lysop writes his will.

And somewhere on Egghead, Vegapunk gets an error message:

“System error: Target apparently lacks a functioning sense of danger.”

Don’t worry, Vegapunk. That’s not a glitch. That’s Luffy.