One Piece Senkozekkei PVC Statue – Kuzan / Aokiji (17 cm)

Others quit their jobs and go on vacation first. Kuzan quits the Navy, loses a leg, and then applies to join Blackbeard. Career counseling on the Grand Line apparently works a little differently.

Kuzan, better known as Aokiji, is a former Marine admiral, the user of the Ice Fruit, and presumably the only person who can freeze an ocean—yet he’s still too lazy to get up on time in the morning.

His life motto? “Relaxed justice.” Which roughly translates to: Sleep first. Then save the world. Maybe.

After his frosty job interview with Akainu on Punk Hazard, Kuzan lost his admiral’s rank—and his left leg along with it. Instead of treating himself to a comfortable retirement, he joined the Blackbeard Pirates of all groups.

From Marine admiral to member of a pirate crew. LinkedIn would probably have a nervous breakdown.

With this approximately 17 cm tall PVC statue from Banpresto’s Senkozekkei series, you can add the icy ex-admiral from One Piece to your collection. A must-have collector’s item for anyone who loves Kuzan’s immense powers, his inscrutable motives, and his legendary composure.

Kuzan: 17 centimeters of absolute coolness, a Devil Fruit with a freezer function, and the work ethic of a koala under general anesthesia.

And what if you put him next to Monkey D. Garp?

Garp: “KUZAN! WHAT’S ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT BLACKBEARD?!”

Kuzan: “Oh, come on… everything’s totally chill.”

Garp: “I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT ‘CHILL’ MEANS! GALAXY IMPACT!”

Kuzan freezes half the island. Garp smashes the other half.

And somewhere, Senghok is sitting, eating rice crackers, and wondering why he didn’t retire twenty years ago.

The Navy calls it an incident. The insurance company calls it a total economic loss.