Pokémon Charizard Plush Toy, 29 cm

A fire-breathing dragon with chronic aggression issues that could set entire forests ablaze—and now you’re supposed to cuddle it. What could possibly go wrong?

Charizard, the famously grumpy Fire- and Flying-type Pokémon from the Kanto region, has decided to temporarily hang up his career as a walking flamethrower and try his hand at being a cuddly toy.

A remarkable career change for a Pokémon that, in the anime series, would rather set Ash ablaze than listen to his commands.

“Charizard, use Fire Blast!”

Charizard: lies down to sleep.

“Charizard, we have to fight!”

Charizard: snores loudly.

“Charizard, do you want to cuddle?”

Charizard: considers whether arson would be an appropriate response.

Measuring approximately 28 x 40 cm, this officially licensed Pokémon plush toy made of 100% polyester brings plenty of dragon power to your collection. Only it’s soft, cuddly, and—thankfully—without the risk of your home insurance getting canceled because of a spontaneous fireball.

Perfect for Pokémon fans who’ve always wanted a Charizard but don’t have a fire extinguisher or a fireproof apartment.

Charizard: 40 centimeters of pure dragon majesty, zero actual firepower.

And what if you put it next to your pillow at night and wake up in the morning with bedhead?

Don’t worry. That wasn’t a Fire Blast. Your Charizard just lovingly grilled you.